F A R Y C B U

guilty-verdict:

you’re the definition of fergalicious edgey

[Examine: Lyrics]

Fergalicious definition
Make them boys go loco
They want my treasure
So they get their pleasures from my photo

You can see me, you can’t squeeze me
I ain’t easy, I ain’t sleazy
I got reasons why I tease ‘em
Boys just come and go like seasons

Fergalicious
But I ain’t promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious

I blow kisses
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be linin? down the block
Just to watch what I got—


This is utter nonsense! How on earth would this definition possibly fit me, Miss Sara!?